Monthly Archives: January 2015

STUNTED GROWTH AND AMERI-CARNAL STUNTS: A One Page Review of Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie’s Americanah.

STUNTED GROWTH AND AMERI-CARNAL STUNTS: A One Page Review of Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie’s Americanah..


STUNTED GROWTH AND AMERI-CARNAL STUNTS: A One Page Review of Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie’s Americanah.


A One Page Review of Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie’s Americanah.

You would expect a third book from a winning author to go one step higher on the previous two, wouldn’t you?  Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie’s Americanah does not disappoint. The 477 pager has some of the most authentic, natural conversations in modern fiction,  a veritable harvest of rich psychologically weighed human communication, informing from what is said and what is left unsaid. Some moments in the narrative are close to sublime; the introduction of the protagonist’s surname, for instance, by way of a gasp from his girlfriend: Obinze Maduewesi! We also see the  reconvening young lovers, riding the first waves of suspicion,  tentative with each other, their conversations on tiptoe, the hugs abridged.

If the dialogue and overall form menu are a literary connoisseur’s delight, it is the seven-course main serving that drips with question marks. This novel could be humanized as a universal tourist guide, yet the two main characters, the Americophile Obinze and the headstrong Ifemelu miss their way when it matters most. Americanah dazzles and puzzles. Essentially, it is a beau-belle love story wrecked by the belle’s inability, or refusal, to grow up. After suffering rejection as a student in America from an unkind  job universe,  Ifemelu finally settles for the slut slot, as a masseuse on a sexually depraved tennis coach. It’s a job with a forbidding job description. After day one, she quits, but the episode had bored deep  into her psyche, transforming her irretrievably. This is the story’s turning point.

The author, it seems, was never at the mercy of her narrative; she had it dance to her whim, with its cosmopolitan trappings. She makes Ifemelu morph into a self-sabotager, flaunting her heartbreaker café credentials and  meddling with marriages. Like Elechi Amadi’s Ihuoma [The Concubine], the male world is  kind to Ifemelu: Obinze, Curt, Blaine, etc;  Ihuoma’s reciprocal love, ironically, leaves  each of her lovers in the grave;  in Ifem’s case,   they survive despite unkind cuts she deals them. But it’s a survival that leaves them reeling, before a bogus reconciliation or, in Obinze’s case, an insidious one. By the time a returnee Ifemelu and a married, newly wealthy Obinze reconnect, the author had roped you into her schemes; you want to see the messy end to the temptress’s Ameri-carnal boulevard stunts.

In CNA’s Nigeria, there are no born-again Christians; only impostors  (almost stock characters) like Ranyinudo, an usher in a pentecostal church  dating a married man, and blighted folk like Ifemelu’s mum, condemning adultery but qualms-lessly enjoying its trappings. It’s the same specie if you go down Purple Hibiscus and The Thing Around Your Neck roads.

The story would be tighter if the entire segment about Obinze’s misadventure in England was taken off, losing nothing except, possibly, the inconsequential knowledge of Emenike’s metamorphosis.

This is the book your mum does not recommend for you as a teen, but which you end up reading anyway; your relationships guide from your Agony Aunt of the blogging era. Americanah serves sex, but not with aperitif; she doesn’t build up your lust, it just happens off the very paragraph you are reading. Still, it is a crazy narratology that, because it gives so much textual bandwidth to the Obinze-Ifem teen romance, and so little to Obinze’s marriage to Kosi, prepares the reader to tolerate or even salivate for Ifem’s brazen, marriage-wrecking  flirtations with him.  It’s  the tragedy of a  twosome  who blatantly refuse to outgrow the fervor of youth, but allow the memory of what should have been a passing fad to cast a poisonous shadow over their adult lives.

Book: Americanah

Publisher : Farafina Books, 2013.

Reviewer: Anaele Ihuoma

Review type: One-page review series,  600-word . (Two page version also available)

Enter The Literary Aristocrat: A review of Binyavanga Wainaina’s One Day I Will Write About this Place

Enter the Literary Aristocrat.

Review of Binyavanga Wainaina’s One Day I Will Write about this Place.

When we board our final, one-way flight out of this earth,  we leave a cute, epitaph-adorned gravestone; if when we are born, we come  with a futurologist’s  ‘birthstones’, Binyavanga Wainaina’s might read: “Enter, riding on the redolence of the Rift Valley, Binyavanga, the literary aristocrat.”

Maybe he has such a birthstone in his name ‘Binyavanga’ which, in the Kinyarwanda language of his Ugandan mother, approximates to, ‘mixing things up.’

He flaunts all the free radicals, traits from which a restless writer is stitched together: hedonism, restlessness, irreverence,  a voracious reading appetite that has made his  RAM [read-all-memory] the size of a huge library; brilliance, and, according to some blurb writers, a tinge of lunacy.

But it’s the brilliance that shines through, the most part, in One day I will write About This Place, his memoir debut. The title itself is a red herring; the actual fulfillment of  its own promise.

Generally, reading a memoir is like watching a soccer match you already knew the result: your adrenaline is immune to the twists and turns. Otherwise, at a point in the book, after the author  has returned to South Africa to try and complete his abandoned schooling only to, after just one week,  finally walk away from schooling and into bar life, one is tempted to see the author as the archetypal prodigal.  But you know, from hindsight, that this would be a hasty verdict.

Wainaina’s  language is bold, it catches you napping with its spontaneity; you do not get a sense of someone searching for words; he just flows like the Limpopo, or the Hudson, rivers whose banks have nurtured his creative élan.  The imagery is cute, quaint: “The wind swoops down, God breathes, and across the lake a million flamingoes rise, the edges of Lake Nakuru lift, like pink skirts swollen by petticoats, now showing bits of blue panties, and God gasps,…”. There are a few grim paragraphs too: the tribal warlord wipes the blood off the blade of the machete he has just wielded on his own wife       [because she’s from another tribe], and moves to the next room in search of her daughter…

You will have gone very far before you realize that what you’re reading is, stripped of its appurtenances, a travelogue. You reconstruct  the journey:  Nakuru   – Nairobi – Umtata  – Jo’bourg  – Kampala – Entebbe – Bufumbira – Lagos – Accra – Lome – New York. Of course it’s a more convoluted itinerary, with detours and repeat journeys. It’s a peculiar middle class Kenyan flight path, part of the broader boy-to-man journey. But  what is he searching for? If he knew, the book would cease to be an adventure. But he found things: the soul of Kenya, in close-up, larger than the sum total of the country’s high tribal egos: Gikuyu’s, Luo’s, Maasai’s, Kalejins, etc. Having branded the tribes, the author is hard-pressed trying to live his life outside the [tribal] box. West Africa is sized up in a tourist’s lens before he returns to Mandelaland, and to how the songs of the unhealable and irrepressible –  the one you scoff at, sometimes,  but always love her music: Brenda Fassie  – how her rhythms heal  a transiting but still socially gun-powdered nation.  You learn, too, that Okot p’Bitek bought a Rolls-Royce for ‘next to nothing’ from refugees fleeing the Congo crisis in the 1960’s. Graceless, rather unpoetic act from my revered Ife teacher

But Wainaina  also found something  treasureable:  in his own words ‘a touching story about the reunion of a family torn apart by civil war and the genocide in Rwanda.’ It’s a tale that will move any heart. And it did.   South Africa’s Sunday Times snapped it up, the very next Sunday, with a handsome pay. That was the beginning of a publishing spiral, that has taken the story, sometimes in various outer garments but always with the same soul, through the Caine Prize holy grail and made it, arguably, the showpiece of the current accomplishment One Day I Will Write... In a nutshell, it is the prodigal’s rehabilitation, the turning point in his becoming a literary aristocrat: the one who is given a blank cheque [you can take it literal] to write a story on Sudan or elsewhere and gets to keep the cash  even when the story is dropped for breaching the code of he-who-pays-the-piper ….

For the sub-genre of creative nonfiction, we just don’t know the limits of the author’s creative latitude. The alleged discussion in a Frankfurt hotel between Wainaina and ‘the bodyguard of the Nigerian President’ seems to be nothing but the author  exercising his ‘creative’ options.

But the fact that the novel rises to sublime heights of language and imagery shouldn’t mean it should get away with beer-drenched ramblings: we see  correspondents looking for the story with “The Most Macheteing Deathest, Most Treasury Corruptest, Most Entrail-eating Civil Warest, Most Crocodile-Grinning Dictatorest…”  The context is compelled to admit them, and the editors are helpless, applauding, star-struck. Being a literary aristocrat does have its rewards.  There are also a few over-kills: the word ‘fluent’ is rather flaunted. “If we fail to be fluent in the language of MTV and London…”. Fine and de rigueur when it first drops on us, but when you see it for the fourth or fifth time, it begins to feel like licking the finger that once held the sweet. Also, we see a segment where a planes “ altitude changes rapidly from three thousand meters above sea level to eight thousand feet.” Hey, Bwana, did you try the maths conversion yourself?

But you only found these questionable entries with an examiner’s hard determination; the book  is actually a magnificent  cruise in a language love boat.

Wainaina’s voracious reading had made  him build  up a vast repertory of unwritten stories in his subconscious, awaiting a trigger to be pulled by a benevolent Muse. With the beaut of a story of the family reunion in Uganda, he has fulfilled the promise of One Day...     Perhaps there’s still the promise of another day.

Anaele Ihuoma.


 I make this two-page exception to my usual  one-page review series, subject, however, to  a 1,000-word limit.