The VAR Sonnet

The VAR Sonnet


With what are you so singed?

Hold your breath, it’s VAR!

A pendulum planted by the whirlwind

It sets emotions at the highest bar

An outrush from incontinent anus

It trades its final onus like a untamed phallus

The scourge of the fan-atic

It humbles the hooligan and the home crowd

Defying the roar of the dying minute clock-tick

Leaving pundits cowed and bowed

Waifs and whistle-wielders are alike in wonder

As wives wonder at all the wonder

No one is safe from Fifa’s Frankenstein

Even the favoured choke as they wine and dine .

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