The VAR Sonnet
With what are you so singed?
Hold your breath, it’s VAR!
A pendulum planted by the whirlwind
It sets emotions at the highest bar
An outrush from incontinent anus
It trades its final onus like a untamed phallus
The scourge of the fan-atic
It humbles the hooligan and the home crowd
Defying the roar of the dying minute clock-tick
Leaving pundits cowed and bowed
Waifs and whistle-wielders are alike in wonder
As wives wonder at all the wonder
No one is safe from Fifa’s Frankenstein
Even the favoured choke as they wine and dine .
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